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Aug. 1st, 2006 | 09:00 am
posted by: a_white_rain in the_good_crack

I’m really sorry about being so late. But real life stuff came up.

Blood and Flowers - 16/?


“The next person who arrives dies,” Snape said calmly as Sakura eyed Sasuke’s tied up state with hardly contained lust.

“That’s not very kind of you,” A voice came from behind him. “After my nephew and I came all this way to help you.”

“Just in time, Iroh, Zuko,” Kakashi said, and the readers will kindly look over the fact that he even knows Iroh and Zuko.

Snape’s eyebrows twitched and he turned around to face the sexiest man ever, Iroh, and his sulking nephew, Zuko.

“When did you get here?”

“Just now,” Iroh said. “It was Dumbledore’s last wish that I help you take down Voldemort.”

Snape flinched at the name.

“Wait, Voldemort?” The cat said and then flushed. “I’m in the wrong story.” And then Luna left.

No, we didn’t just bring up one too many plot points, shame if you thought so. Instead, focus on Sasuke sulking, because he wanted to be more special. Because a sulking Sasuke is adorable and highly molestable.

“We should get to Voldemort,” Neji injected suddenly. “And take him down. Before more people arrive.”

“And I have just the thing,” Iroh said and grinned.

Renji felt his heart flutter not unlike it did when Rukia smiled at him.

“We need to get this done quickly, Uncle,” Zuko said.

“Keep Sasuke tied up,” Kakashi said, “As it’s part of the plan. You four,” he said, pointing to Byakuya, Zuko, Renji and Sakura tossing Sakura a walky-talky, “Stay here while Neji, Gai, Snape, Sasuke, Rukia and I infiltrate Voldemort’s lair, and we’ll call you if we need backup.”

Gai gave everyone a thumbs up.

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Nec timeo Nec Sperno

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from: muffytaj
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 02:34 pm (UTC)
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What do you think would happen if Gai and Iroh had sex?

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angry female EXTREMIST

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from: a_white_rain
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 02:36 pm (UTC)
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The awesome would destroy the world.

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Nec timeo Nec Sperno

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from: muffytaj
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 02:38 pm (UTC)
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But you said Iroh was the sexiest. But Gai is. Obviously, they must battle for the title.

Iroh can even make Renji flutter :D

(It is season two Zuko in the fic, right?)

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angry female EXTREMIST

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from: a_white_rain
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 02:41 pm (UTC)
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...That should be the base of our next fic.

(Yeah.)

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Nec timeo Nec Sperno

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from: muffytaj
date: Aug. 2nd, 2006 07:01 am (UTC)
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A Gai vs Iroh mexican sex stand off?

We would rule the world with such a fic!

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angry female EXTREMIST

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from: a_white_rain
date: Aug. 2nd, 2006 07:22 am (UTC)
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We would.

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Ashleigh

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from: talymil
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 02:39 pm (UTC)
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Heee hee this is brillant but:

/“Keep Sasuke tied up,” Kakashi said, “As it’s part of the plan. You four,” he said, pointing to Byakuya, Zuko, Renji and Sakura tossing Sakura a walky-talky, “Stay here for back up with Neji and Gai. Snape, Sasuke, Rukia and I will infiltrate Voldemort’s lair, and we’ll call you if we need backup.”/

How Sasuke going to infiltrate when he's tied up. I suppose he could be carried on someone's back and get groped

I see The new Shiny Avatar is in this now-well this will be interesting.

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angry female EXTREMIST

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from: a_white_rain
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 02:42 pm (UTC)
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You'll see.

And for once? I know exactly what I'm doing!

It's an awesom show.

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Ashleigh

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from: talymil
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 02:55 pm (UTC)
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/You'll see./

Why do I feel like one of those characters whose existance is to ask pointless questions so the audience can figure out what the fuck is going on
from the answers?

Seriously, it's like I'm one of those characters in sci-fi movies who ask things like "But how could the alien get through those sealed doors and forcefields?" and "But sir, what effect would the mutation ray have on human bodies?" In both cases that character will be disembowled/mutated/eaten/sliced and diced to show just what does happen

Poor fellow expostion cannon fodder.

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angry female EXTREMIST

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from: a_white_rain
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 03:41 pm (UTC)
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those people are useful!

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des_butterfly

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from: des_butterfly
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 03:15 pm (UTC)
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No, we didn’t just bring up one too many plot points, shame if you thought so. Instead, focus on Sasuke sulking, because he wanted to be more special. Because a sulking Sasuke is adorable and highly molestable.

TRUER WORDS HAVE NE'RE BEEN SPOKENWRITTEN.

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angry female EXTREMIST

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from: a_white_rain
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 03:44 pm (UTC)
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Have you read all of this insane stuff?

THAT'S RIGHT.

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The sightly crazy Paladin

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from: renuki
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 05:05 pm (UTC)
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BWHAHHAHAH! Iroh and Zuko!

Coool!

Aye, do it before Isshin appears.

His hotness with Gai and Iroh will cause the world TO BLOW UP!

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angry female EXTREMIST

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from: a_white_rain
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 05:08 pm (UTC)
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I don't think we'll bring in anyone in, but maybe, Naruto.

Glad you liked it.

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The sightly crazy Paladin

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from: renuki
date: Aug. 1st, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC)
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Okay. ^_^

You are welcome. XD

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