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Blood and Flowers 18/?

Oct. 14th, 2006 | 02:57 pm
posted by: a_white_rain in the_good_crack

AT LEAST IT WASN'T MONTHS LIKE LAST TIME.

Blood and Flowers - 18/?
lots of sex. it has iroh and gai. what did you expect?Collapse )

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Blood and Flowers 17/?

Aug. 2nd, 2006 | 12:24 am
mood: bouncybouncy
music: Signal to Noise
posted by: muffytaj in the_good_crack

I should probably get around to posting all the insane crack I've come up with. Later. Right now it's time for...

Blood and Flowers - 17/?

More plot! And we check in on the golden trioCollapse )

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Blood and Flowers - 16/?

Aug. 1st, 2006 | 09:00 am
posted by: a_white_rain in the_good_crack

I’m really sorry about being so late. But real life stuff came up.

Blood and Flowers - 16/?

plot! And Zuko and Iroh!Collapse )

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GaiSasu Crack - (1/1)

Jun. 9th, 2006 | 04:35 am
posted by: a_white_rain in the_good_crack

Oh god, what the hell did I just write? I’m not even cruel enough to blame ew_younerd for this, even though she inspired me. Um, this is OC/Sasuke, Kishimoto/Sasuke, Neji/Gai, Kakashi/Sakura/Naruto/Sasuke and Gai/Sasuke. Crack. Deliberately Bad Angst. Vague porn.

Is there a special hell for me?

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“And this… Kishimoto,” the doctor said, tapping his pen in on clipboard, “Says that he knows how to give you power to kill your brother?”

Sasuke gave him a sharp nod.

“What does he have you do?”

“Make my uke face,” Sasuke said, a faint blush appearing on his cheeks.
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Naruto's Magical Arsehole

May. 27th, 2006 | 08:40 am
posted by: muffytaj in the_good_crack

"Naruto," Tsunade said very seriously, "this discovery could change the entire fate of our village."

"But old lady Tsunade!" Naruto cried, "This means I'll be way too busy to become Hokage!"

"How can you even hope to be Hokage if you won't make sacrifices for the village?" Tsunade asked, and raised her hand against the blazing fury in Naruto's eyes "Yes, I know, with the Kyuubi in you you've already made many sacrifices, but this could save so many people! Sasuke might have just been a coincidence, but Neji, Gaara AND Itachi?"

Naruto rubbed his butt. "Itachi took a lot of work." He muttered.

"Nevertheless Naruto, you have been given a gift! Any man that comes into contact with your arsehole immediately becomes a better person! Why, even Kakashi agreed to take you on as his student after just pushing his fingers inside!"

Naruto bit his bottom lip, his shiny blue orbs glimmering with unshed tears. "But I hate being bottom!"

"I'm sorry Naruto, but I must ask you to sacrifice your training and missions in order to have sex with all the psychopaths and jerkwads in our country. It is the only way to end these wars once and for all!"

Naruto hung his head, and sighed. "Yes old lady Tsunade. I accept my destiny."
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Blood and Flowers - Chapter 15

May. 11th, 2006 | 10:36 pm
music: Against All Odds
posted by: muffytaj in the_good_crack

Yes, there was a huge delay, and yes, I do suck. I was off writing bible porn *ashamed* *only not really*

Anyway, time for chapter 15 of Blood and Flowers, where we find out what, exactly, is going on!

Blood and Flowers - 15/?

Chapter 15Collapse )

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more crack drabbles

May. 10th, 2006 | 08:50 pm
posted by: a_white_rain in the_good_crack

Bleach/Naruto: Ichigo/SasukeCollapse )
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Pillow/Sasuke againCollapse )
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more pillow/sasukeCollapse )
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Naruto: 305 satireCollapse )
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Naruto: Lee/SasukeCollapse )

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some crack drabbles!

May. 4th, 2006 | 04:03 pm
posted by: a_white_rain in the_good_crack

Sasuke on Bleach fandomCollapse )
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Pillow/SasukeCollapse )
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t00by NaruSasu love... and OrochimaruCollapse )

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Untitled

Apr. 18th, 2006 | 09:37 pm
posted by: a_white_rain in the_good_crack

Untitled
By: (Yami) White Rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Summary: Sasuke lost a bet, and Naruto gets to top! Crack.

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Blood and Flowers - 14/?

Apr. 15th, 2006 | 10:41 pm
posted by: a_white_rain in the_good_crack

Guys, I'm really sorry this is so late. I was lazy. But here it is, chapter 14!

Blood and Flowers 14/?

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